Friday, October 31, 2008

Choke on Candy

The little woman forgot to collect our mail on her way home today (I think she does that to irk me). So I had to walk around the corner to our neighborhood mailboxes. It was dusk, and I was wearing my walking shorts, sneakers with high-top white socks, and my light-blue University of Vienna t-shirt. I passed two separate groups of kids who were beginning their trick-or-treat rounds. "Look, Mommy," they cried with apprehensive voices, "It's a Halloween monster!" Gimme a break, rugrats.

-Old Doc

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