As you might recall, my friend, Vincent, is a Northerner who thinks that all Southerners are ignorant and culturally backward. "Vince," I said, "take two apples from three apples. What do you have?" "Don't be stupid," he replied, "the answer is one apple." To which I replied, "No, you have two apples." Vince is also six-foot-four, and throws a heavy punch.
-Old Doc
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