Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Cane Was Able

That's what we used to call our beloved cane syrup: motor oil. It was so doggone black, heavy, and potent, we used it as a cheaper and more effective replacement for regular motor oil in our old cars. Never did any damage---our Sunday rides were sweeter than ever. Can't find cane syrup anymore. Now we're stuck with this fancy dancy maple syrup. Maple syrup is made by Canadians, I think. It tastes okay, but, man, my new car just doesn't run well anymore, eh.

-Old Doc

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