Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Fair and Balanced Coverage

You know what this country needs, maybe more so than a recovered economy? More-frequent news about Marie Osmond, the late Anna Nicole Smith and her baby daughter, the Octomom, and---now that he's back in the news---Michael Jackson. Needed are nightly t.v. reports, alternating on these persons. No, make that channels devoted to 24/7 coverage on all of them. Marie Osmond could lose weight, sing, and dance her heart out in order to earn money to support the Anna Smith daughter plus all of Octomom's kids, and the whole bunch of youngsters could be babysat by Michael Jackson. Hell, I'd pay more than my sky-high monthly cable-t.v. bill to watch that. Who can get enough of these "celebrities"?

-Old Gargoyle

1 comment:

The Cajun Gal said...

I maintain that all these train wrecks are hired by the government to distract us from real problems.