Saturday, April 25, 2009

Bumper Cropped

I had a minor auto accident yesterday; I lightly hit the back bumper of the slow-moving car in front of me---no big deal. The other driver, who quickly hopped out of his car, was what I guess is called a dwarf.

"Let's exchange driver's license," I said to him.

"Look," he said, "I am NOT happy!"

"Well," I replied, "which one ARE you?"

That's when he decided to sue.

-Old Gargoyle

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

They're "little people," and the stench of your already sizzling flesh is turning my stomach! You are so wrong!

With love and shared gaucherie,

Jennifer