My granddaughter, Little Dia, graduated from kindergarten this week.
"Congratulations," I said to her, "now go out and get a job."
Her parents were taken aback at what I said. What's wrong with them? Don't they read the newspapers?
-Old Gargoyle
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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