At work I always make sure to carry a paper bag in each hand when I walk down the halls of my office building. It doesn't matter that the bags are empty, as long as they look full. That way, if anybody in the hall says to me, "Hey, buddy, can you give me a hand with these boxes?" I can say, "Sorry, got these bags."
-Old Gargoyle
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
1 comment:
Hm, this sounds familiar.
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