Things were exciting here yesterday. I didn't know that it was questionably illegal to be half-naked dancing around a ribbon- and flower-decorated pole in your front yard. But after I explained to the police that I was celebrating May Day in the traditional but seldom-seen manner, they released me. Little did they know that I really was doing my monthly Wicca celebration.
-Old Gargoyle
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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