Saturday, May 2, 2009

Mayday! Mayday!

Things were exciting here yesterday. I didn't know that it was questionably illegal to be half-naked dancing around a ribbon- and flower-decorated pole in your front yard. But after I explained to the police that I was celebrating May Day in the traditional but seldom-seen manner, they released me. Little did they know that I really was doing my monthly Wicca celebration.

-Old Gargoyle

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