Saturday, May 16, 2009

Jeepers Peepers

I like birds, but, man, I'm no birdwatcher. Silly bunch of people with their funny hats and their binoculars hanging around their necks, always ssshhussing each other, always looking up. I wonder if some rare birds ever become gaspingly irritated at having their every move watched by those clowns. Birds can and should complain.

-Old Gargoyle

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