"What do you want for Christmas?" the little woman asked me a couple of weeks ago.
"Well," I said, "you know what they say, 'What can you buy for a person who has everything?'"
"No, seriously," she replied, "what do you want for Christmas?"
"As I said," I repeated, "what can you buy for a person who has everything?"
On Christmas morning, I gave Jonka a new vacuum cleaner. She gave me nothing.