Thursday, December 18, 2008

A Real Nut Case

I very much like---don't laugh---Christmas fruitcakes. The problem is I just don't see them around anymore. So, reader, if you send me a fruitcake in the next two weeks, I'll highlight you in a special blog, and appoint you as a Young Gargoylite, a helper to the Old Gargoyle. Then come early December 2009, if any '08 fruitcake remains unopened and uneaten or even partially eaten, I'll mail it to you as a gift.

-Old Gargoyle

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