Moose Skinner Blues

Sarah Palin, who lost her election, remains as cute as a button. Some say she'll soon replace Stevens as U.S. Senator from Alaska; others says she'll run for President in four or eight years. I'd like to see a reversal. I want her to finish her term as Governor, then run for Mayor of a small town in Alaska; she would easily win. Then four years later, she should take a parttime job as a sportscaster on a small-town t.v. station in that state. After a couple of years of that, let her buy and run a sporting-goods store in that town. A couple of years later, she would move into a small cabin in the wilderness where she would be for hire as a moose tracker-skinner. She would, of course, still be as cute as a button. That way, when I would finally take my Alaska vacation, I could hire her as my moose tracker, and flirt with her without worrying about being harassed by state troopers or Secret Service agents.

-Old Gargoyle