Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Is Santa Really a Saint?

I was thinking. People in the national witness-protection program---whether innocent persons or criminals---must yearn for public, social activity to escape their cooped-up daily lives. What better way to satisfy this yearning, at least for a month or so, than to volunteer as Santa Claus in stores, street corners, schools, etc.?

Mothers, guard your purses and your children!

-Old Gargoyle

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