Friday, October 23, 2009

Waiter, Is That a Fly in My Soup?

Soupy Sales has died. Soupy was the mast. Soupy was my captain of humor. Soupy and I imaginatvely saled the seas of laughter. But then one day years ago, I joined the mutiny against Soupy, and he had to retire from the docks. Now the Soup has met his ship of fate, and the winds have ceased.

I think I'm hungry now. Little woman, is that Slavic soup of yours ready yet?

-Old Gargoyle

3 comments:

Jennifer said...

Do you mean "sailed" or is there some obscure verb form of sale?

Jennifer said...

Nevermind. I see that it was a (rather sad) attempt at a pun.

Old Gargoyle said...

A pun, dear reader, a pun