Sunday, October 25, 2009

Vamoosh

So the Vatican is beginning a two- or three-year investigation of the teachings and practices of American Catholic sisters (nuns), to their surprise and disturbance. As some of them have remarked, it's the good sisters who should do an investigation of priests and the Vatican. I'm reminded of some of the harsh categorizations of women in general by some medieval male theologians and canonists especially of the 11th to 13th centuries when celibacy had become mandatory for all priests and bishops. Here's one addressed to the good ladies from St. Peter Damian, a monk and later a cardinal:

"I speak to you, o charmers of the clergy, appetizing flesh of the spirit, that castaway from paradise, you, poison of the minds, death of souls, venom of wine and of eating, companions of the very stuff of sin, the cause of our ruin [the fall of Adam]. You, I say, I exhort you women of the ancient enemy, you bitches, sows, screech owls, night owls, she wolves, blood suckers, [who] cry, 'Give, give, without ceasing!' (Proverbs 30:15-16). Come now, hear me, harlots, prostitutes, with your lascivious kisses, you wallowing places for fat pigs, couches for unclean spirits, demi-goddesses, sirens, witches, devotees of Diana, if any portents, if any omens are found thus far, they should be judged sufficient to your name. For you are the victims of demons, destined to be cut off by eternal death. From you the devil is fattened by the abundance of your lust, is fed by your alluring feasts."

Oddly, he doesn't condemn bleached blonds.

-Old Gargoyle

5 comments:

Jennifer said...

But all the bleach-blond nuns in the Middle Ages were pure and chaste.

P.S. You still haven't told me if Roman Catholics can participate in the Anglican rite. If so, when? Will we be co-communicant with them as we are with the Greek Orthodox, et al.? Can I go to an Anglican Catholic church on Sundays?

With love and a sudden, inexplicable hankering for haggis and mushy peas,

Jennifer

Old Gargoyle said...

I don't have yet enough info on any Anglican Rite. However, if it would be parallel with any of the Catholic Church's Eastern rites--and I don't see why it wouldn't--then Latin Rite Catholics certainly would be allowed full participation, including reception of Communion, at any A.R. liturgy. (Latin Rite Catholics, though, might be required to speak only the Queen's English at such liturgies.)

Old Gargoyle said...

I overlooked Jennifer's inclusion of the Greek Orthodox in her latest question. The "co-communicant" status with the Eastern Orthodox Church ("Greek" Orthodox is, strictly speaking, limited to the Orthodox Church in Greece, whereas "Eastern" Orthodox is the broader geographical term) is not a two-way street--i.e., whereas Catholics are allowed by their Church to receive Communion at an Eastern Orthodox liturgy (when pastorally necessary), the Orthodox Church itself does not allow Catholics nor Protestants to receive it (except in some kind of emergency). Kind of a catch 22?

Jennifer said...

"Greek" Orthodox is, strictly speaking, limited to the Orthodox Church in Greece, whereas "Eastern" Orthodox is the broader geographical term."

Yes, glad for the reminder. Precision IS important. (I recommend reading "Buckley: The Right Word." His premise is that all words, synonyms included, evolved because other, similar words couldn't convey the nuances needed. You will have to temporarily put aside your contempt for Buckley, but you will find his work edifying.) I have insisted that my students use the terms "religion," "church," "faith," and "denomination" correctly. Incidentally, I have retained your abbreviations "Xn" and "Xty" with an explanation about their etymological correctness. I have also cast aspersions on those idiots who insist on "keeping the Christ in Christmas." Buffoons.

And I was not aware that the Orthodox Church did not permit R.C.s to receive communion in their church. Nor was I aware that we were only to do so when "pastorally necessary" or in an "emergency," whatever is meant by such terminology. I have just always wanted to attend an Eastern Rite liturgy. And now an Anglican Rite liturgy! Shouldn't I have the right?! (Yes, I double punctuated. Suck it up!!)

With love and puns,

Jennifer

Old Gargoyle said...

If you really, really want to attend an Eastern rite or probable Anglican Rite liturgy, my child, I'm sure the good Lord will find a way for you.