Whew, I made it back safely. It's good to be in Seine once again. When I told the Ontario magistrate that I had mad-cow disease, he turned white, and immediately ordered my release and deportation back to the U.S. (something about protecting Canadian's precious meat supply; baloney---what I'm worried about is protecting---as the colonel in "Dr. Strangelove" would say---my "precious bodily fluids").
-Old Gargoyle
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