Monday, March 30, 2009

Where You From?

Young parents these days like to give the names of cities, rivers, or lakes to their new babies. Madison this, Paris that, Sydney this, etc. Why stop there? Why not venture more extensively, and assign names such as, say, Warsaw Williams, Jonestown Jones, Vancouver Vanderhorn, Salzburg Smith, Birmingham Burns, Pittsburgh Parker, Pensacola Perkins, Saltlake Steinberg, Chattanooga Cohen, Moscow Mathis, Tokyo Thompson, Glasgow Gillespie, Lima Lewis. What will be the next fad---naming them after different insects?

-Old Gargoyle

1 comment:

The Cajun Gal said...

I'm naming my kid Shreveport Weevil.