Well, it seems that rocker Ozzy Osbourne, actor William Shatner, and I are the only three persons in the U.S. with a confirmed case of mad-cow disease. We maintain fairly frequent contact with one another. Ozzy thinks he contracted his on one of his many visits to England. Bill think he was stricken when he and James Slater filmed one of their "Boston Legal" episodes in woodsy Canada. What a shame. Three good, different lives racked by such a weird disease. I'm trying to have the two guys clear their schedule so that we can all meet for a drink. I'll let Ozzy pay. Bill can bring the cigars.
A fourth person, of course, will have to light them for us.
-Old Gargoyle
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