Thank you, thank you, anonymous reader, you who mailed me the Christmas fruitcake which arrived yesterday after having taken seriously one of my December blogs. The fruitcake's special ingredients---don't ask me which ones or how---really have improved my mad-cow disease. The thrashing of my arms and legs and the loud bellowing from my mouth much decreased after I gulped about half the cake. Just what the doctor ordered! As I say, you didn't give your name, and I barely can read what seems to be a half-scratched-out return address on the cake's package: "Minnebago Street, St. Louis, MO." The little woman too thanks you. Maybe other readers will be inspired by you.
-Old Gargoyle
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