I read that Loki, the 17-year-old chihuahua of my old buddy, actor Mickey Rourke, died this week, a few days before Mick's appearance at the Academy Awards this Sunday. What a shame. But a chihuahua? Aren't dogs supposed to look like their human owners? A chihuahua? Have you seen pictures of Mickey lately? He ain't no chihuahua look-alike. Weird.
Mick, if you can read this: If you win the Oscar this Sunday, please, please don't thank Loki, and please don't have the camera man show a picture of you holding the stupid chihuahua.
-Old Gargoyle
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