Salt and Pepper

I tell you, sometimes it's a pain in the butt living with the little woman. Last night at supper she asked me, "So, how was your day, Garg?"

"How was my day?" I replied. "I'm semi-retired, you were with me all day, so you tell ME how it was."

"Just once I'd like to sit down to supper with you, and have a nice, pleasant conversation," Jonka said.

"I like salt," I retorted, "it's very pleasant. Please pass me the salt. So how's that?"

-Old Gargoyle