Sunday, July 19, 2009

Our Strange Old Uncle

I'm confused. What's all the media hoopla about Walter Kronkite who died a couple of days ago? Kronkite never had optional nose operations, never voluntarily changed the color of his skin, never wore wigs, never slept with monkeys or boys or in an air chamber, never worked wearing only one glove, never veiled his daughters in public, never dangled them from the outside railing of hotels---hell, he couldn't even sing or dance.

-Old Gargoyle

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