Monday, July 20, 2009

He Likes Me, He Likes Me Not

"Mixed messages," "mixed messages"---I'm tired of reading or hearing this phrase. You know what a real "mixed message" is? It's when I tied a carrot to a long stick, then went to the edge of the woods behind my shack. I wiggled the carrot as I walked slowly, attracting a rabbit now and then to come nibble at the carrot. Then I turned and used the stick to beat the hell out of the rabbit.

-Old Gargoyle

No comments: