The circus is in town. I think I'll see it, because I don't have much else for entertainment when I'm in Seine. Anyway, I was outside the cafe downtown when a small Volkswagen hit the curb and then a pole, and came to a halt. No one was injured. I stood nearby watching as a whopping one dozen of circus entertainers exited that Volkswagen. The policeman at the scene asked them, "All right, which one of you clowns was texting while driving?"
I think I'll hire that cop as a writer.