Seine is a small town, and its police aren't exactly Sherlock Holmes. So when I reported my car stolen from the mall because I couldn't find it, in turn because I forgot I had parked it on the opposite-side parking lot, the police quickly found it. Unfortunately, however, they charged me with auto theft because, they said, "You're fingerprints are all over it."
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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