Monday, November 23, 2009

Report Card on His Plentitude

God is good---at least to male viewers. He has seen to it that Oprah Winfrey soon will be off the air, at least off network tv; that Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" soon will be gone; and that the underdog New Orleans Saints are undefeated. But God is inconsistent. When will He cause Rosie O'Donnell to disappear from the media? When will He make sure that Sarah Palin (who, blast it, remains as cute as a button) is no longer heard but only seen? Are the latter two too valuable to his cosmic campaign?

-Old Gargoyle

1 comment:

The Cajun Gal said...

God's plan does involve Palin's words. He's got a killer sense of humor, you know.