I had to fire Tippi, who lives near Los Angeles, and who's the secretary of my struggling national fan club. I noticed that my credit-card statement was including a monthly "special fee" of $40 from an Internet company. As it turns out, Tippi was responsible for that because of the unusual password she had registered for the fan club with the Internet service. The password she uses is MickeyMinnieDonaldDaffyHueyDeweyLouieSacramento.
"Why the hell that long, extraordinary password?" I asked her.
"Because," she said, "the website instruction said for me to use at least six characters including at least one capital."
Yes, I'll now say it: Tippi is a bleached blond.