Saturday, November 14, 2009

Get a Second Job

Oh my, I've just made a discovery in my New Testament research: Jesus' gospel statement "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" is an editing error. It should read "If you have to ask how much it costs to enter the kingdom of heaven, you cannot afford it."

-Old Gargoyle

1 comment:

Nathan Champion said...

Ah, Al Franken's Supply Side Jesus strikes again. I also heard that Jesus refused to cure lepers because, as He reasones, curing them would remove any incentive to avoid leprosy.