"I really embarrassed myself at the town-hall meeting last night," I told the little woman. "I shot myself in the foot several times."
"Maybe aim higher next time," she replied.
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- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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Now Harvey, that's my kinda girl!
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