Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Better Than "Windows"

I can't remember crap anymore. "Who's that smart guy in a wheelchair?" I asked the little woman at the breakfast table this morning---one of many similar questions to her lately.

"Stephen Hawking," she quickly replied and without disturbance to sipping her cup of tea.

"That's it," I said. "And henceforth I shall call you Google."

Thank goodness the tea hit my newspaper and not my face.


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