Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Just Spell My Name Correctly

I just can't win with the little woman.

"So you've finished writing your obituary?" she asked me.

"Yes, would you like to read it?" I replied.

She scanned it, and said, "This is all a bunch of hooey. You made up most of this stuff."

"That's a matter of interpretation," I retorted.

"And Rhodes scholar isn't spelled 'R-o-a-d-s,' " she concluded.




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