lymph (v.): to walk with a lisp
balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline
rectitude: the formal, dignified demeanor displayed by proctologists
pokemon: a Rastafarian proctologist
oyster: a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
frisbeetarianism: the belief that after death the soul flies up onto the roof and becomes stuck there
-Old Gargoyle
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