Thursday, September 10, 2009

More, More, More Mensa

Yet more:

abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

esplanade (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk

negligent: absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown

flatulence: emergency vehicle which picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller

gargoyle: olive-flavored mouthwash

-Old Gargoyle


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