I love these recent headlines from "The Onion":
"Olympist Shawn Johnson Euthanized after Breaking Leg"
"Bored Predator Drone Pumps a Few Rounds into Mountain Goat"
-Old Gargoyle
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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Your blog makes me wish that blogger featured a 'thumbs up' option like Facebook does.
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