Tuesday, February 22, 2011


I swear to God he's crazy. Neighbor Emory and I went to the marsh to do some duck hunting. On our way we passed through a pasture. Suddenly Emory turned and blasted apart two cows with his shotgun. "Why in the hell did you do that?" I screamed.

"Why? Because I'm extremely lactose intolerant, that's why."

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