I really think that Sarah Palin (who remains as cute as a button) is really a Russian spy. After all, she wears Lenin-style eyeglasses and Red dresses and sweaters, and she identifies with and promotes the bear (the Russian symbol).
The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.