Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Living It Up (or Down)

"I like our living room," I told the little woman last night.

"'Living' room?" she replied. "What 'living' goes on here? All you do is sit in your easy chair smoking that damn pipe and reading 'People' or watching tv, and not paying a shred of attention to me! It's more like a boring room. That's it, let's call it the 'boring room.'"

"Very funny," I said. "So what would you call it if right now I die in it?"






2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're too harsh to the little woman.

Anonymous said...

The little woman agrees. If I were not so busy cleaning, washing, gardening, packing lunches, and fixing things in this house, I would keep a better eye what the Old Gargoyle is saying about me!