Wulluzes and Warrols

From the And His Left Shoe Once Had a Sunburn Department:
"Years ago the patient had frostbite of the right shoe." (written by a nurse on the patient's medical chart)

From the And We Hear That the Jail Spa Is Closed Too after Lights Out Department:
"It's so cruel what has happened to her. She wasn't allowed to wax or use a moisturizer. Her skin is so dry right now." (a friend of Paris Hilton commentating on Paris' two-days imprisonment)

From the Little-Known Greek Myths Department:
"We didn't treat them like some Greek myth; there was no Godzilla out there." (Giants player David Tyree his team beat the Patriots)