From the This Is Why We Never Want To Be Landlords Department:
"Weakest Link" host Anne Robinson: "What 't' are people who live in a house paying rent to a landlord?"
Contestant: "Terrorists."
From the Truth in Advertising Department:
"99 Cents or Less or More" (sign in a 99-cent store in Toledo, Ohio)
From the Typical Marriages Department:
"Couples should contact the pastor at least six months in advance of marriage, even if a firm hate has been established." (in a church bulletin in Eugene, Oregon)
From the Bureaucratic Help Department:
"All large envelopes will be required to be rectangular in shape. This includes square pieces."
(on a U.S. Postal Service website concerning changes in rates)
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