If you don't know the reference made by the title of this blog, you are indeed young, maybe too young to be reading any blogs. I don't know.
At any rate, I do know that you should be aware: I have a stalker. According to the photos he has sent me, his name is Pike Matin (perhaps a pseudonym). He seems to be just under six feet, about age 40, short dark hair, and mustache. If anything unusual happens to me, be alert at my funeral. Don't allow this guy in; he'll be determined to ruin it, possibly by violence, possibly by cracking jokes.
-Old Gargoyle
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