No one likes pushy salesmen. I encountered one last week in a corner of Home Depot; he was pushing some home-repair gizmo. I gave him my basic personal information only because I wanted my name to be drawn in his product's prize contest. But he just wouldn't let me go. I finally cut him off and walked away saying, "Have your people call my people."
Yesterday I received mail notices stating that the local German, French, Transylvanian, and Icelandic embassies had been contacted for detailed personal information on myself.
-Old Gargoyle
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
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