Don't Be a Nerd

It's spring, that time of year when a young man's fancy lightly turns to . . . baseball. And it's May, that time of year when students' anger strongly turns to final exams. I guess it's time for me to repeat my annual advice:

The more you study, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
The less you know, the less you forget,
The less you forget, the more you know.
So why study?

-Old Gargoyle