Chance of a Lifetime

Look, it's too much for me alone to handle; I need help. Let's go ahead and create an Old Gargoyle Society or Fan Club. Become a Gargy. We can't, though, allow just anyone to be a member. So do this: Make sure the secret grip and password are followed to the "t". Extend your left hand, not the right, to the other person. Upon gripping, pump his or her hand up and down twice while saying with a mild degree of force, "Student!" He or she immediately must reply with "Remove that foreign object from your oral cavity." If he doesn't know the grip or password, quickly walk away---unless he wants to pay dues---in which case, send me 40 percent.

-Old Doc