Plato, Jr.

The little woman dragged me to Loew's today, then to Home Depot, then to Ace Hardware, then back to Loew's, back to Home Depot. One damn store is the same as another. I hate bolts and screws and brackets and paint cans and electrical outlets and light fixtures and towel racks and drills, etc. I hate mechanical stuff. Give me the world of ideas and principles---less backbreaking, and when something doesn't fit, don't have to return it to the store.

-Old Doc