It set me back a few bucks, but I bought it. After watching Sarah Palin on t.v. shooting that machine gun, I said to the little woman, "Little woman, Governor Palin---whom I still think is cute as a button---is setting the example for all American women to defend their homes and our homeland. Remember what President Bush said, 'If we don't defeat the terrorists in Iraq, we'll have to fight 'em at home in our streets,'? Well, here's our chance to help frighten the enemy." To my surprise, it wasn't difficult to find and buy a high-powered, chest- and skull-splattering, shell-spraying machine gun---simply bought one at the gun show downtown, no questions asked, no forms filled out. I let Joanie pay for the bullets.
-Old Doc
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