Three things you should know about me: I'm shy, I like birds, and sometimes I believe in reincarnation. So I was thinking: If I come back as a bird, it should be as a penguin. That way, I could walk around on two feet with a bunch of other guys just like me.
-Old Gargoyle
About Me
- Old Gargoyle
- The Old Gargoyle is a cranky old pessimist, former anvil polisher and former bodyguard for Fats Domino, and currently President and C.E.O. of Tic-Doc Productions, who thinks he is humorous or witty. Please do not encourage him. And while you are in this blog room, please do not touch nor disturb anything---it would only upset him. Furthermore, he frequently naps, so be QUIET when you enter and leave.
2 comments:
Sounds you'd rather come back as a penguin or someone in middle management. At least as a penguin you'd get fresh fish.
Godfather! It was good seeing you Saturday night. As (repeatedly) instructed, I am dutifully reading your blog. Wonderful picture of yourself there, it really could have been taken at any time during any day -- it is just so "you".
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