Swine flu outbreaks in Mexico, San Diego, and San Antonio! (I don't know how swine flu compares to mad-cow disease, which I still have; can't be much worse. But my mad cow is a little better now thanks to the second anonymous reader since December who mailed me a Christmas fruitcake this week. Remember, I love fruitcake, and it has some mysterious ingredients which slightly alleviate my symptoms.)
But now I read that swine flu is appearing in New York City. New York City? New York has no swine---except, of course, those on Wall Street.
-Old Gargoyle
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