Look, That Cloud Looks Like a Giant Mushroom

So North Korea has launched a test missile with potential nuclear warhead. Hot damn! Shades of the good old days of the cold war! What drama! Images of apocalyptic holocaust! I've been doing my best the past two or three days, sitting in my front lawn, waiting for the school kids to return to our neighborhood, then trying to gather them to show them how to duck under a lawn chair or a tree in case of nuclear attack. They think it's all a game. Good---let 'em think that, the little future-radioactive-crisp-fried buggers.

-Old Gargoyle