I had a minor auto accident yesterday; I lightly hit the back bumper of the slow-moving car in front of me---no big deal. The other driver, who quickly hopped out of his car, was what I guess is called a dwarf.
"Let's exchange driver's license," I said to him.
"Look," he said, "I am NOT happy!"
"Well," I replied, "which one ARE you?"
That's when he decided to sue.
-Old Gargoyle
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They're "little people," and the stench of your already sizzling flesh is turning my stomach! You are so wrong!
With love and shared gaucherie,
Jennifer
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