Vimash and Velkobmis

From the Making Points Clear Department:
"We've all lost it, but there's losing it, and there's losing it---and that's the latter." (commentator on Britain's Radio 5 Live)

From the Better Lose Some Weight Department:
"Bargain: 4-inch-wide divan bed and mattress. Excellent condition" (a classified ad in Britain's "Cambrian News")

From the I'll Try To Remember That Department:
"Every Monday in August except July 3rd, 8:00-9:00 p.m." (a flyer advertising dance lessons at a club in Baltimore)